It really sucks

What's the difference between a scientologist and a bananna cream pie topped with bird shit?

- The scientologist doesn't come in a pie tin




What do you get when you cross a scientologist with a chimpanzee?

- A faggot who likes to scratch his armpits all day




What do you get when you cross a scientologist with a snowball?

- A really cold queerbait




What's the difference between a scientologist and a turd?


- The turd came out of a butthole, the scientologist came out of a vagina.




What do you get when you cross a skunk with a scientologist?

- I don't know but it's brain-dead and it smells like dead moose testicles wrapped in burnt leather and covered with garlic and bacon bits.

Jokes like this are disgusting and don't help anyone. You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking them up. I once concieved a Scientologist hate group started by a grandson of Fred Phelps who saw the negative image of Scientology on the Internet and decided furthering it was a worthy cause. You'd fit right in with his extremist losers who shame calmer more constructive critics who honestly care about the people Scientology harms.