Anonymous Convention DC 2008 - Released to the public
It is with great pride and the result of many weeks of hard work that DC would like to cordially invite you to the Anonymous Convention DC, 2008.
We regret to inform you that due to time constraints, we are forced to hold the convention in the same building as Church of Scientology's L. Ron Hubbard Birthday Celebration for members of the entire central east coast of the United States. Due to this we are forced to greatly limit our size to under 200 anons. RSVP at http://www.anonymousdc.com/forums/index.php?board=29.0 now to reserve your spot.
If you are a critic or former member of the CoS who would like to attend or speak/present/offer words of wisdom (bearded or otherwise), please contact SenatorXenu@gmail.com We would love to have you!
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DC Anons will be hosting a convention for Anonymous on 3/22 from 4PM to 10PM. Activities include a rave and the CoS party next door.
The Anonymous Code of Conduct still apply, no bullbaiting scilons or infiltrating their celebration. Our mere presence will drive them batshit insane. Let them come to us. Bad behavior will tarnish the reputation of Anonymous and result in EPIC FAILURE.
When: 4-10 PM March 22nd
Where: Wardman Park Marriott (use Woodley Park Metro)
Suggested Donation of $15 at the door
(plz this cost a fortune)
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Opening Ceremonies
Speakers and videos to be played at Opening Ceremonies TBA. Recap of events that have led up to AnonyCon and tales of Epic Win experienced since the Ides.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM
Booth Time/Fooding
Anons are reminded that hotel policy prohibits food in the conference room. Eat downstairs in the restaurants by the salons instead to freak the scilons. Also, enjoy our wonderful booths including the AnonyMeter, the Cult Reading Room, and a possible visit from the Mudkip Appreciation Society.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Why We Fight
Speakers TBA.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
AnonyRave
AnonyRave will be held at a reasonable volume so as not to disturb hotel patrons. Live musicians are also possible and will be scheduled accordingly.
9:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Anonies Award Ceremony and Closing Ceremonies
Anons are reminded to check their AnonyCon literature before the Anonies to see if they have been nominated.
ALSO POSSIBLE YET CURIOUSLY UNSCHEDULED:
Staged V vs DM match
Live MST3K/rifftrax presentation of Battlefield Earth (This will require a couple hours to account for movie running time and setup/takedown)
To set up a panel/booth contact SenatorXenu@gmail.com
Seats are limited, reserve yours today!